That girl

(My first proper attempt at poetry writing)

That girl is as thin as toothpick

And has an ex who is a prick

More massive than a pumpkin

And poorer than a country bumpkin

Her brother hates parliament

Despite being the king of argument

Really hates soccer

and he himself a sucker

Her mom loves steak

Chinese zodiac is snake

So senior

Not a keeper

Her husky is snowy whitey

Abominable like Yeti

Her first cat was so catty

Like the brother, also fatty