I prefer dubbing over subtitles…

*puts on a mask*

… Because I am proudly illiterate and bigoted. Simple as that.

Seriously, I hate subtitles because not only they force me to fucking read, they force me to listen to a foreign language!

Reading. Tolerance. Those are what libtards are good at! I am a proud conservative! I don’t do libtard shits, okay!

Heck, I am so proud, I am not even the one who wrote this! A literate and tolerant libtard did it for me!

*takes off the mask*