How to apologise

*puts on a mask*

Do people hate you because you are an ass-prick? Do they hate you for offending them? Are you tired of all the hate? Well, you can do this one simple step: practice deceitful PR. You don’t even have to feel sorry. Fool the world with your non-existing remorse. Most won’t even question you sincerity. For them, it is all about the appearances.

Just see all of those “remorseful” people. Unless you make an effort (most of you won’t), you cannot distinguish crocodile tears from the real ones. The beauty of deceit.

*takes off the mask*