*puts on a mask*
I know this is a bit late.
I support Blue Lives Matter. No, not because I believe police forces are crucial to societal safety or respect for the officers who risk their lives everyday. I support the movement because I love abuse of power and violence. For me, they make the most enticing forms of sexual pleasure. There is no day when I don’t spend time jerking or fucking off to compilation videos of blood-lust officers in action.
Then, something happened.
An Australian white woman was shot dead by a black Muslim officer. A white person brutalised by a Muslim of colour. That gives my cock a severe case of impotence! Worse, that also makes my blood literally boils!
How dare an ISIS n****r killed an inherently innocent white person? I am fuckin’ angry that white Christians’ prerogative right for violence is getting raped! That literally violates every single human rights declaration in existence! Heck, even those primitive and ungrateful n****r countries in Africa legally acknowledge that privilege! My feewings! My fragile feewings! MOOOOMMYYYYY!!!!
Sorry. But, that really hurts me. I needed to calm myself with my whitewashed teddy and drink hot white cocoa from a baby bottle. Oh and I took three bottles of Viagra, watched hours of neo-Nazi snuff films and raped every non-white living creature I encountered just to get my cock rose again.
Besides the torment that fragile me had to endure, I also had deep thoughts about Blue Lives Matter. I believe, as movement, it should be merged with All Lives Matter (cognitive dissonance is the prerogative of right-wingers, by the way). Then, the resulting coalition should be named Not All Lives Matter, Only White and Christian Ones Do… or NALM-OWCD for short.
For me, this name is more appropriate. Only white and Christian lives matter. If we are being honest with ourselves, that is literally the reason why people worship Blue Lives Matter and All Lives Matter. Both groups are dishonestly named. NALM-OWCD conveys honesty. I believe every single one of us must show our true colours to the world! That way, it would be easier to spot your friends and foes.
*takes off the mask*