Two myths about the older generations

*puts on a mask*


Can’t believe I have to do this in the first place.

1. They raised the newer ones.

That’s a big pile of baby poop. They never did. Not long after they were born, those youths ran away from homes to live in recluse cults. They taught each other how to be spoiled, unsophisticated, crude and immoral. They didn’t get their retarded flaws from their parents grandparents and teachers. They got them from their retarded selves.

2. They created all of the mess.

A slander that hurts their fragile emotions. Come on! It’s no secret that those youths time travelled to decades and even centuries before they were born! Then, they went satanic by perpetrating savagery like crashing the economy, forming the KKK, causing the plagues and even commiting the holocaust! After quenching their thirst of blood of the innocents, they’re framing the poor older people for crimes they didn’t commit.

Take a look at those old farts! Look at their sagging skins. Look at their literally greying hair. Look at their youthfulness tragically slipping away from them. Notice how the graves start appearing around them, whispering invitation to their decrepit ears.

Sad and lame, aren’t they? Do you seriously think such people will raise a generation of retards? Do you seriously think they have the capability to commit long-lasting atrocities? I don’t think so. They even think LOL stands of Lots Of Love.

Just stop it!

*takes off the mask*

Author: The Stammering Dunce

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