*puts on a mask*
…because they can choose any places they want! They are given menus of countries and all they have to do is to pick one, just like in restaurants!
…because we can help them by staying in their homeland! Why would they need to escape the constant violence? It doesn’t make any sense!
…because of Islam! Islam is a hateful religion, as proven by Muslim extremists and Islamophobes! Christianity is a peaceful one, as proven by KKK, Westboro Baptist Church and the Crusades.
…because of multiculturalism! The west has been culturally static for millennia and those migrants would change everything!
…because they are homophobic and misogynistic! Homophobia and misogyny are the prerogative of westerners!
…because of gender roles! Most of the migrants are young men, as shown by a handful of photos I cherry-picked. It is morally unacceptable! One should prioritise shallow, arbitrary and ever-changing gender roles over personal safety!
…because they have cellphones and laptops! It is obvious that they have enough money to fund their own armies!
…because the west is overcrowded! Why don’t they stay in countries like Jordan, Turkey and Lebanon? Jordan has only half a million refugees while the other two only have a million each. Most western countries have less than a hundred thousand! A hundred thousand is bigger than half a million! Do Math, moran!
…because they should stay in Saudi Arabia! One should prioritise similar cultural and religious heritage over personal safety!
…because some of them committed crimes! They are Arabs/Muslims. Therefore, it is compulsory to judge all refugees based on the actions of a few.
…because they are not humans! Arabs/Muslims do not deserve humane treatment from us! We should treat them like the Nazis treat Jews!
We do have to consider the finance and security before accepting them. I know, I know. But, those are reasonable concerns. Being reasonable is lame.
*takes off the mask*
The Stammering Dunce 