*puts on a mask*
…because they are arousing! I mean, come on. Politicians exploiting soldiers and civilians? Formerly thriving cities in ruins? Scarce basic needs? Soldiers revealing their darkest sides? Uncertainty that lies ahead? Bloodied and mutilated survivors? Burned and mutilated corpses? Survivors crying for their dead loved ones? Survivors got a lifetime supply of psychological trauma? I find them extremely erotic. People have tried to convince me otherwise…and none have succeeded.
I am not a fan of war news footage; they are tame like those fake sex scenes in film. I prefer graphic photos and videos. I always masturbate to them. Sometimes, I do it privately. Sometimes, I do it in front of others. Obviously, I do it with other pro-war rally-goers. But, the most important thing I masturbate to images of wars in classrooms! We have to indoctrinate the eroticism of gore and human suffering to children. The younger, the better.
I always vote for war-mongering politicians. They are the ones who bring countries to wars. They are the ones who cause human suffering. They are the ones who cause wars without any reasons other than pleasuring war fetishists like me. They are heroes. We should thrive on establishing a war-fetishising world. People who try to stop us should be violently silenced.
*takes off the mask*