I am (self-)righteous

*puts on a mask*

I don’t understand why people don’t want to be righteous. I have been trying to win their hearts for years! Am I doing things wrong? Or are they just assholes who are selfish down to their rotten cores? I am sure it is latter. Just like peace and tolerance, righteousness can be forced.

I always brag about mine. People have to know that I have one! I show it every time I have the chance, even when we are discussing irrelevant things. I even show them about the righteousness of others. I make them listen about it all the time. I also command them to do charitable acts; they have to do those first before I do. I am harassing them? So fucking what? In fact, this kind of harassment is a beautiful thing that one must uphold. But, how people reacted is so horrid, it is borderline immoral!

Instead of listening to me, a person of greater morality, they blast me for extreme arrogance. How offensive! I actually cried because of those hurtful words! Afterward, they go back to their “worthless” activities AKA indulging in low brow entertainment like Pokemon Go. It is no secret that they are nothing but immoral subhumans. How do I know? My righteousness instantly gives me a super power to read everyone’s mind. I am literally a psychic (and I actually use the word “literally” properly). I literally can read their minds. What? You want me to prove it? I don’t have a time for this perverted sin called “doubt”. Just take my word for granted if you still have a speck of decency. I am better than you, you hear me?

It is also unbelievably inferior of them that they support different causes. Mine are much more important than theirs! So what if my causes are personal for me and theirs are personal for them? Once again, I am the most superior human being in the universe! Everything that anything to do with me is always more moral.

Actually, as long as you love fine arts and demonise low brow entertainment, you are a person of dignity just like I am. Fine arts is ALWAYS full of depth and morality. It is proven by the word “fine” on its name. If fine arts is overrated, then explain why a great person such as I love it? I literally make love with it every single day. Better than sex with humans. Loving fine arts equals being an activist 24/7. Loving low brow entertainment equals murdering babies.

Wait, I just realised that I am talking about self-righteousness, not righteousness. They are supposedly two different things. But, I think the differences are not that great, right?

Right?

*takes off the mask*